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Two and a Half Men

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1. Session band: Billie Joe Armstrong, Jason White and Billie's son Joey gigged in 2014 under the monicker Two and a Half Men in Oakland and played a string of Green Day Songs. 2. Not an actual band, just the name of a TV Show: Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper Jon Cryer as Alan Harper Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper Conchata Ferrell as Berta Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper Marin Hinkle as Judith

Top songs

  1. Pilot
  2. Stur, zwanghaft und unflexibel (Pilot)
  3. Der Sockengolf-Champion (Big Flappy Bastards)
  4. War das Beethoven? (Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell)
  5. Gib dir keine Mühe, Charlie (Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?)
  6. Ich brauche Berta (If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap)
  7. Big Flappy Bastards
  8. Go Get Mommy's Bra
  9. Ich verstehe (If They Go Either Way, They Are Usually Fake)
  10. Phase eins, erfolgreich (Phase One, Complete)
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  1. Ich kümmere mich um Prudence (Camel Filters and Pheremones)
  2. Ich kann im Dunkeln pinkeln (Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark)
  3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
  4. Wie die Büffel (Just Like Buffalo)
  5. Der Truthahn und die Männlichkeit (Merry Thanksgiving)
  6. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
  7. Apologies for the Frivolity
  8. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
  9. Merry Thanksgiving
  10. Der Mittwochs-Mann (The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump)
  11. Wollmäuse und Kuhpuppen (My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet)
  12. Alte Flamme mit neuem Docht (An Old Flame With a New Wick)
  13. Fragen Sie Ihren Bruder (No Sniffing, No Wowing)
  14. Wer kriegt die Verrückte? (Teil 2) [That Was Saliva, Alan]
  15. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
  16. Spüren Sie meinen Finger? (Can You Feel My Finger?)
  17. Just Like Buffalo
  18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
  19. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
  20. I Can't Afford Hyenas
  21. Phase One, Complete
  22. No Sniffing, No Wowing
  23. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
  24. Die Industrielle-Revolutions-Show (Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful)
  25. Ich kann mir keine Hyänen leisten (I Can't Afford Hyenas)
  26. Die Garderobenfrau (I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You)
  27. My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
  28. Bereit für die Großaufnahme (Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor)
  29. Hamburger und Mützen (Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats)
  30. Wer kriegt die Verrückte? (Teil 1) [Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick]
  31. That Was Saliva, Alan
  32. 818-jklpuzo
  33. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
  34. Im Bett mit Angina (Sara Like Puny Alan)
  35. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
  36. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
  37. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
  38. Working For Caligula
  39. Can You Feel My Finger?
  40. Camel Filters and Pheremones
  41. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
  42. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
  43. A Bag Full of Jawea
  44. Sarah Like Puny Alan
  45. Whipped Unto the Third Generation
  46. Back Off Mary Poppins
  47. For the Sake of the Child
  48. Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
  49. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
  50. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
  51. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
  52. The Salmon Under My Sweater
  53. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
  54. The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress
  55. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
  56. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
  57. Damn You, Eggs Benedict
  58. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
  59. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
  60. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
  61. Give Me Your Thumb
  62. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
  63. Walnuts And Demerol
  64. Smell the Umbrella Stand
  65. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
  66. Yes, Monsignor
  67. Untainted by Filth
  68. Young People Have Phlegm Too
  69. Release the Dogs
  70. My Damn Stalker
  71. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
  72. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
  73. Prostitutes and Gelato
  74. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
  75. Hi, Mr. Horned One
  76. A Lungful of Alan
  77. Warning, It's Dirty
  78. Smooth as a Ken Doll
  79. It Never Rains In Hooterville
  80. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
  81. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
  82. One of Charlie best scene
  83. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
  84. Taterhead Is Our Love Child
  85. A Jock Strap in Hell
  86. I Merely Slept With A Commie
  87. Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head
  88. The Mooch At The Boo
  89. Weiche von mir, Mary Poppins (Back off, Mary Poppins)
  90. Does This Smell Funny to You?

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