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Tod Shelton

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Tod Shelton (AKA Vaginia Ludwigia, AKA The Lackadaisical Lester Labia) likes to poop and pee.

Top songs

  1. Last Child Home
  2. …artistic music for simple people is not a clever name for the second half of a double album.
  3. If I was a girl would you comment on all of my tracks and call me honey?
  4. Get ready for the gdest stuff around…
  5. I can tell that you spent more time thinking of a new genre to give your song than you actually spent making it.
  6. Using a wheelchair because of obesity related health problems.
  7. These song titles aren’t as funny when read out loud.
  8. When did I start taking myself so damn seriously?
  9. I took martial arts so that I could overpower you even after you’d taken women’s self defense.
  10. A major in electronic music to make up for your lack of friends and musical talent.
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  1. Going to the worst and oldest song on my page to make yourself feel better about the fact that you suck.
  2. Ode to the blatant exclusion of my music in your events.
  3. One time I put the word “nigger” in one of my song titles.
  4. Spoken Word over johnny_ripper's House
  5. More Inspirational Than a Fat Person Making it to the Top of a Hill
  6. Thought I was a passionate lover, turns out I was just an abusive asshole
  7. I Will Kill Myself Eventually
  8. Output #3
  9. Output #2
  10. The Rise & Fall of Ray Gekler Part 2
  11. Astrology Is Fake (Post Theresa)
  12. Schmieshmar Aggdornaut (Feat. Buffalo Bill Scott)
  13. I Dropped College Computer Literacy
  14. Wax
  15. Something Being
  16. Get Ready To Fuck!
  17. More Original Than Telling Someone That Their Track Is Sweet On Soundcloud
  18. A failed attempt to make an accessible song is not the equivalent of an experimental track
  19. If you thought that trance was the only genre that rips off Philip Glass, think again
  20. Pen & Ink
  21. Output #1
  22. I really fucking hate DJs
  23. Theme for Draconic Marauder
  24. Graphite
  25. A Baby of God and Peace
  26. Hello, I fuck musicians.
  27. The Dentist (Vibraphone Piece #1)
  28. A boy climbs a tree... (Piano Piece #4)
  29. The Rise & Fall of Ray Gekler Part 1
  30. I Have Known Andrew Since I Was InFourth Grade. (Taylor Swift remix)
  31. Roses are red, violets are blue… people get offended when I say the word "nigger"
  32. A girl finds shade under a cactus at night... (Piano Piece #6)
  33. Your brother will die soon (Piano Piece #2)
  34. You Put The "Sir" In Surrogate Mother
  35. Of which were African American I'm not even going to
  36. A break up is a perfect time for sensitive guys with shoulders to cry on
  37. “Tod Shelton is a cocksucker”
  38. Sickness for two months straight creates a scare for sexuality transmitted diseases
  39. If you start texting again in the middle of our conversation, I will fist you to death
  40. No, I will not play that one song by Dead Mow 5
  41. I still wasn’t recognized, even after I killed myself
  42. Fresco
  43. Plaster
  44. Song for My Mom
  45. listen to this original breaknot
  46. My grandma's eyes... (Piano Piece #3)
  47. 1939, July 1st
  48. Listening To Everything From Taylor Swift To Metallica Does Not Mean That You Have A Broad Musical Horizon…
  49. All Of The Child Molesters In Rio Dell Live On My Street
  50. Anyone who messages me to check out their tracks that doesn't seem genuine... I will both not check out your tracks and report you as spam. You fucking 4 on the floor hipster pieces of shit.
  51. dBlue Christmas (Elvis Cover)
  52. Hey nukka, that fag's got red pants! Fag!
  53. I am angry because someone let the cats into my room
  54. I Raped The Shit Out Of Jesus Christ
  55. I think about you sometimes
  56. Look at me, I'm all sitting in a chair and not caring
  57. Santa Cruz (Feat. DJ Klemmentine)
  58. You've Gotta Try This, It Makes You Feel So Good
  59. Searching for Worldly Love
  60. sometimes I think about you (stripped down)
  61. Tiffany got denied from art school... Tiffany also said fuck you to me
  62. This long song title concept is cute and all, but it's obvious that I stole it from stunt rock.
  63. This Food Is Going To Taste Like Shit When It Comes Out Of My Butthole
  64. Lost highway scared the shit out of me.
  65. The fact that you have gauges in your ears, smoke cigarettes, and work at hot topic doesn't hide the fact that you look like a pig.
  66. Mr. Pretentious is outside smoking a cigarette. Yeah, he's the one with the mismatched clothes. Oh yeah, I never noticed that before, he's also drinking green tea. Oh wow, he's also wearing sandals. Hey look at that, he's also wearing reading glasses, but
  67. Oil Paint
  68. Gesso
  69. Tempera
  70. Soft Charcoal
  71. Watercolor
  72. Marissa Tree [A Totally Fictional Rap] (Demo)
  73. Marissa Tree (A Totally Fictional Rap)
  74. Sick, Stuck In a Room With Free VSTs, Shitty Drum Loops, and Christopher Walken (Midi Mapping 101)
  75. This room smells like my freshman year
  76. Lil Wayne is rapper and knows what half of 360 is (Tod Shelton Fireman Remix)
  77. Better than any other track in the world (dirty azz dubstep in one hour)
  78. Poem Recitation
  79. A porn star with a scar from her C section... (Piano Piece # 7 for 4 hands)
  80. If my letter wasn't good enough for you

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