The Wet Secrets

The Wet Secrets
Photo: Anthony Easton, https://www.flickr.com/photos/pinkmoose/ · CC BY 2.0

About the artist

ONE WEEK. Lyle Bell of Shout Out Out Out Out/Whitey Houston and Trevor Anderson of The Vertical Struts joined forces to form a band. The challenge: one week from first rehearsal (Feb. 12, 2005) to debut performance (Feb. 19, 2005) with all new songs. They called in Kim Rackel, Donna Ball and Jeremy Nischuk. Seven days, ten songs, and 21 cases of Stella later, five people took to the stage at Seedy's in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and played for just over an hour to an enthusiastic, dancing crowd.

Top songs

  1. I Can swing a Hammer
  2. Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole
  3. Secret March
  4. Get Your Own Apartment
  5. Tidal Wave of Hate (Baby Let's Surf)
  6. Nightlife
  7. Boat Gas Death Train
  8. Sunshine
  9. Hot Roller
  10. Maybe We'll Make a Plan
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  1. Hep A Birthday
  2. Easy Prey vs. Sex Maniac
  3. The Chinball Wizard
  4. I Teabagged Myself
  5. Kill My Love
  6. Final Curtain for a Drama Queen
  7. Floating in the Sky
  8. What's the Fucking Point? (Zenko's Theme)
  9. Get Your Shit Together
  10. Quelle Surprise
  11. Easy Prey vs Sex Maniac
  12. Animals In Disguise
  13. Chains
  14. I Don't Think So
  15. Death of the Party
  16. If I Was a Camera
  17. I Tea Bagged Myself
  18. Give It To Me Straight
  19. Secret March (Nik 7 RMX)
  20. Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon RMX)
  21. 16 - The Wet Secrets - Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon RMX)
  22. The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix)
  23. Secret March (Nik 7 Remix)
  24. Mr. Rimjob 1999
  25. Chinball Wiz Cadence Weapon RMX
  26. Secret March Nik 7 RMX
  27. Secret March [Nik7 Remix]
  28. No Easy Way Out
  29. Chinball Wizard
  30. Burn It All and Start Again
  31. he Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix)
  32. Chinball Wiz [Cadence Weapon Remix]
  33. Secret March (Nik7 remix)
  34. The Ballad of El Doucho
  35. Spiral Eyes
  36. Half Whale Half Cow
  37. Grow Your Own F*****g Moustache, A*****e
  38. Secret March(Nik 7 Remix)
  39. The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix}
  40. It's Hard To Meet Somebody (Living As A Disembodied Head)
  41. Karate Space Tiger Vs. The Humpin' Jumpmaster (Swordfighting in the Jungle)
  42. Hott Hott Hotter Than The Sun
  43. Hard to Meet Somebody (Living as a Disembodied Head)
  44. Anal Rape Santa (Santa Raped My Weasel)
  45. The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon's Samir-Themed Remix)
  46. The Wet Secrets - Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon RMX)
  47. Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon Remix)
  48. Nightlife (Album Version)
  49. Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon remix)
  50. The Chinball Wizard [Cadence Weapon Remix]
  51. Tidal Wave of Hate
  52. Karate Space Tiger Vs. The Humpin Jumpmaster (Swordfighting In The Jungle)
  53. Hep a Birthday Chinball Wiz
  54. I Teabagged Myself With Three Cans Of Paint
  55. Chin Chin Chin
  56. 16 - The Wet Secrets - Chinball Wiz
  57. Cadence Weapon Remix
  58. I Teabagged Myself With 3 Cans Of Paint
  59. cadence_weapon_separation_anxiety_16_The_Wet_Secrets_Chinball_Wiz_(Cadence_Weapon_RMX)
  60. Secret March Nik7 Remix
  61. Nightlife/Knifefights
  62. Grow Your Own Fucking Mustache, Asshole
  63. Secret March - Nik7 Remix
  64. Track 04: Secret March
  65. Track 03: Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole
  66. Hot Hot Hotter Than The Sun
  67. Nightlife (The Paronomasiac Remix)
  68. grow your own fucking moustache asshole
  69. The Chinball Wizard - Cadence Weapon Remix
  70. Help A Birthday
  71. Nightlife (The Paronomasiac Remix Instrumental)
  72. I Teabagged Myself with 3 Cans of Paint (A Whale of A Cow)
  73. Grow Your Own Fucking Moust
  74. Grow Your Own ****ing Moustache, Asshole
  75. Tea Bagged Myself
  76. Chinball Wiz
  77. teabag-master1192K_Copy001
  78. secretmarch-ma192K_Copy001
  79. Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache
  80. moustache-mast192K_Copy001
  81. The Chinball Wizard (A Whale of A Cow)
  82. chinball-maste192K_Copy001
  83. Boat Gas Death Train (A Whale of A Cow)
  84. What's the F*****g Point? (Zenko's Theme)
  85. Get Your Own Appartment
  86. easyprey-maste192K_Copy001
  87. boatgas-master192K_Copy001
  88. What's The Fucking Point (Zenko's Theme)
  89. chinball
  90. Mr Rimjob 1999

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