The Critical Drinker

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William "Will" Jordan (born April 30, 1983), professionally known as The Critical Drinker, is a Scottish YouTuber and accomplished writer recognized for his work on the Ryan Drake series. Since 2019, he has gained prominence for adopting the persona of an intelligent drunkard, blending his sharp wit with a penchant for black comedy. The Critical Drinker, characterized by his crude attitude and biting sarcasm, offers insightful critiques of filmmaking and storytelling.

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The Predator is Everything Wrong with Movies Today
Intro
Velma Is Complete And Utter Trash
What Happened To Our Villains?
Defeminizing Female Characters
Snow White Looks Hilariously Bad
The Matrix Resurrections Should Never Have Been Made
The Rise of Skywalker, and The Fall of Star Wars (Part 2)
The Rise of Skywalker, and the Fall of Star Wars (Part 1)
Brie Larson Is Here To Save YouTube

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Black Panther is the Most Overrated MCU Movie Ever
Joker may be my Movie of the Year
The Sad Tale of The Rings Of Power
ENOUGH With The Remakes
Ant Man 3 Will Make You Hate Movies
Indiana Jones And The Destruction Of Legacy
Five Reasons Marvel Phase 4 Sucked
Resident Evil Is A Cruel Unfunny Joke
The Slap Heard Around The World
How NOT To Critique Movies
The Death Of The Girlboss?
The Marvels Was Doomed From The Start
Conclusion
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Why Ghostbusters 2016 FAILED - A scene comparison
The Most Hated Movie Ever?
A Tale Of Two Snow Whites
The Drinker Recommends... The Whale
ONE PIECE Succeeds Where Cowboy Bebop Failed
No More Acolyte For You, Rebel Scum!
How to be an Awesome Game Developer
How The Witcher Destroyed Itself
Was Anakin REALLY a Mary Sue?
The Marvels Trailer Looks Amazing!
So I Watched Lady Ballers...
Peter Pan & Wendy Looks Amazing!
Backrooms Absolutely Humiliates Modern Hollywood
Abandon Ship! Doctor Who Is Finished
So The Oscars Happened, I Guess...
The Drinker Recommends... Chernobyl (HBO miniseries)
The Drinker Recommends... Falling Down
Why Captain Marvel's rating COLLAPSED on Rotten Tomatoes
Dungeons & Dragons Subverted My Expectations
She-Hulk - This Is Rock Bottom
Why Doctor Who Will Keep Failing
What A Lightsaber Would REALLY Do To You
Is Anakin a Mary Sue?
She-Hulk - A Lesson In Terrible Writing
Star Wars Is A Dead Franchise
Expend4bles Is An Embarrassing Wet Fart
The End Of The Movie Star
The Drinker Recommends... Arcane
So... What Now, Marvel?
Why The Last Of Us Is Falling Apart
Damsel Is Hilariously Bad
The Drinker Recommends... The Boys
The Drinker Fixes... Game of Thrones
The Drinker Recommends... All Quiet On The Western Front
20 Years On, Lord Of The Rings Will Never Be Equalled
No, Ahsoka Won't Save Star Wars
The Best And Worst Of 2024
The Drinker Recommends... Sound of Freedom
The Snow White Trailer Will Traumatise You For Life
Jurassic World Fooled Us All
Dear Hollywood Celebrities, Nobody Cares
Why Modern Movies Suck - They Hate Their Own Fans
Why Thor Love And Thunder Sucked - A Scene Comparison
Jurassic World: Dominion - An Absolute Dumpster Fire
The Drinker Recommends... Godzilla Minus One
Wow, Stranger Things Got Good
Save Us From The Male Gaze!
Sisu Laughs At Hollywood Action Films
Why Star Trek Picard FAILED
Marvel's New Warriors Looks AMAZING!
Why Canon Matters
Why Modern Movies Suck - They're Written By Children
Why Modern Movies Suck - They Teach Us Awful Lessons
We Killed The Acolyte, Apparently
Nobody - The Perfect Antidote To Modern Action Films
The Drinker Recommends... Everything Everywhere All At Once
Disney Finally Admit They Went Too Far, But Is It Too Late?
The Absolute State Of Disney Star Wars
Mufasa Is Everything Wrong With Modern Movies
Has The Rey Movie Been Quietly Cancelled?
Why I Have Hope For Dune
The Acolyte Was A Big Hit! Trust Me, Bro
Netflix Tomb Raider Is A Hilarious Nightmare
Andor Finally Got Me
What is Velma
The Drinker Recommends... Event Horizon
Why Westworld Needs To End
The Drinker Fixes... Luke Skywalker
The Drinker Fixes... Rey
The Drinker Recommends... Invincible
Morbius - Yup, It's Terrible
Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness - It's A Bit Of A Mess
The new Velma
The Drinker Reflects... 2022 Edition
Avatar - The Most Successful Failure Ever
Thor: Love And Thunder - It's Hot Garbage

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