Splodgenessabounds
About the artist
Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge. The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint. In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons.
Top songs
- Two Pints of Lager And A Packet of Crisps
- Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please
- Two Pints of Lager (live)
- Two Little Boys
- Two Pints of Lager
- Simon Templer
- Wiffy Woman
- Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps Please
- I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10
- Delirious
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- Wiffy Smells
- Pathetique
- Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
- Whimsy Zoom Zoom
- Rolf
- Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
- We're Pathetique
- Porky Scratchings
- Michael Booth's Talking Bum
- Desert Island Joe
- My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
- Cowpunk Medlum
- Two Pints (dub)
- You've Been Splodged
- Simon Templar
- Tough Shit Wilson
- Saying Goodbye to His Horse
- Bloody Disgrace
- The Butterfly Song
- The Malcolm Opera
- Morning Milky
- Have You Got a Light Boy?
- Primrose of the Valley
- Bicycle Seat
- Brown Paper
- I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards of My Humble Abode
- Poison Babies Vs Batman
- 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please
- What's That Funny Noise
- Mongols On The Streets Of London
- Parallel Lines
- Sox
- Scrapyard
- The Malcom Opera
- Cowpunk Medium
- Yarmouth Five O
- Don't You Just Hate It
- Two Pints Of Lager And A Packe
- What's That Funny Noise?
- Not As Easy As It Looks
- Egg Sandwich
- Storm From the East
- Poochie
- A Fistful of Shitters
- Having A Beer
- The Malcolm Opera: I. Course You Can Malcolm / II. Malcolm's Mum / III. Blocked Up Noses Aren't Much Fun
- Lullaby Of Mongolia
- Two Pints Of Lager & A Bag Of Crisps Please
- Answers On A Postcard
- Singing Out Of Tune
- I'm Angry
- Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps
- The Laughing Policeman
- What I Do Behind Closed Doors
- They're Coming to Take Me Away
- I Wouldn't Lie
- Go The Whole Hog
- A Tinny or Two
- 2 Pints of Lager
- 667, The Neighbour of the Beast
- Truncheon Meat Squad
- Isubaleene, Pt. 2
- Crabs
- Isubaleene (Part 2)
- Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please [*]
- I Feel In Love With A Female Plumber from harlesden nw10
- I Don't Know
- Dangerous
- Poison Babies vs. Batman
- Brown Paper (dub)
- Haemorrhoids
- Patrick Moore (He Talks To Me)
- What Did I Do That For?
- Poison Babies Vs. Batman (Featuring the Pints)
- Nausea Vomiting Diahorea
- Lager In The House
- Tinny or two
- Mouth and Trousers
- Nausea, Vomiting, Diahorea
- Tommy the Christmas Tree
- In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts
- Not Many People Know That
- Pilchard Freak
- I´ve Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Himble Abode
- Michael Booths Talking Bum
- Two pints [DUB]
- Rude Boy
- Cigarette
- The Malcolm Opera: i) Course You Can Malcolm; ii) Malcolm's Mum; iii) Blocked Up Noses Aren't Much Fun
- Ghenghis Khan
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