Schoolyard Heroes

Schoolyard Heroes 2007
Photo: Steven Friederich · CC BY-SA 4.0

About the artist

Sometimes, fierce entities come in unexpected packages. Right out of high school, Seattle, Washington's Schoolyard Heroes - brash dealers of angular riffs with thematic bents that'd make Issac Asimov proud - launched their Priest construction-meets-Misfits lyricis attack on prog punk at all-ages venues throughout the ever-vibrant Pacific Northwest scene in 2003 before releasing that year's The Funeral Sciences full-length on The Control Group label.

Top songs

  1. Dude, Where's My Skin?
  2. Razorblade Kisses
  3. Violence Is All The Rage
  4. The Plastic Surgery Hall Of Fame
  5. Children Of The Night
  6. Cemetery Girls
  7. All The Pretty Corpses
  8. Beautiful Woman Hunter
  9. The Last Man On Earth
  10. Sometimes They Come Back
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  1. Dawn of the Dead
  2. Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise
  3. Attack of the Puppet People
  4. Curse of the Werewolf
  5. Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker
  6. The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot from the Outer Limits
  7. They Live
  8. Serial Killers Know How to Party
  9. Battlestar Anorexia
  10. Body Shots
  11. Screaming "Theatre" In A Crowded Fire
  12. Panic in the Year Zero
  13. Boyfriend
  14. All-You-Can-Eat Cancer
  15. Blood-Spattered Sundress
  16. Plastic Surgery Hall Of Fame
  17. Contra
  18. The Klaw
  19. The Girl Who Was Born Without a Face
  20. Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja
  21. Screaming "Theater" in a Crowded Fire
  22. Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
  23. Centaur: Half-Man Half-Motorcycle
  24. Funeral Parlour Tricks
  25. Nothing Cleanses Quite Like Fire
  26. Cemetary Girls
  27. I Want Your Soul For Christmas
  28. Blood-Splattered Sundress
  29. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel!
  30. All You Can Eat Cancer
  31. Dude, Where's My Skin
  32. Curse Of The Wherewolf
  33. Dude,Where's My Skin?
  34. The Mechanical Man vs. the Rob
  35. Nightmare at 20, 000 Feet
  36. The Girl Who Was Born Without
  37. Rattlestar Anorexia
  38. Bury The Tooth Of The Hydra & A Skeleton Army Will Arise
  39. Centaur: Half-Man Half-Motorcucle
  40. Bury The Tooth Of The Hydra And A Skeleton Army Will Arise - Acoustic Live
  41. Sincerely Yours, Jonathon Harker
  42. Mononucleosis
  43. Michael Dudakoff - American Ninja
  44. Serial Killers Know How to Par
  45. Dude Where's My Skin
  46. Dude, Where's My Skin? (Album Version)
  47. Panic In The Year Zero (Album Version)
  48. Body Shots (Album Version)
  49. Serial Killers Know How To Party (Album Version)
  50. The Girl Who Was Born Without A Face (Album Version)
  51. Nightmare At 20,000 Feet (Album Version)
  52. Centaur: Half-Man Half-Motorcycle (Album Version)
  53. Funeral Parlour Tricks (Album Version)
  54. Battlestar Anorexia (Album Version)
  55. Damaged Goods
  56. Centaur - Half-Man Half-Motorc
  57. My Sister's a Hooker
  58. Nothing Cleanses Quite Like Fire (Album Version)
  59. Cemetery Girls (Album Version)
  60. Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and the Skeleton Army Will Arise
  61. Living Dead
  62. Cat Killer
  63. Nothing Cleanses Quite Like Fi
  64. Mechanical Man vs. The Robot from the Outer Limits
  65. ADD
  66. Schoolyard Heroes
  67. Contra (LP Version)
  68. Centaur - Half-Man Half-Motorcycle
  69. Girl Trouble
  70. White Trash Kingdom
  71. Living Dead (Ravers)
  72. Trust Funds and Trophy Wives
  73. Razorblade Kisses (Album Version)
  74. The Plastic Surgery Hall Of Fame (Album Version)
  75. Attack Of The Puppet People (LP Version)
  76. Dude Where's My Skin?
  77. Kill 'Em All
  78. Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker (LP Version)
  79. The Eagle's Klaw
  80. Screaming "Theatre" In A Crowded Fire (Album Version)
  81. Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja (LP Version)
  82. Chilli-Dog
  83. They Live (Album Version)
  84. The Mechanical Man Vs. The Robot From The Outer Limits (LP Version)
  85. Some Kinda' Hate
  86. Funeral Parlor Tricks
  87. Dude Wheres My Skin
  88. Bury The Tooth Of The Hydra And A Skeleton Army Will Arise (Acoustic Live)
  89. Thea (Blood-Spattered Sundress)
  90. The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot

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