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Schaffer the Darklord

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Schäffer the Darklord (or STD) is an entertainer from New York with an act comprised of rap songs and stand-up comedy. From his many years as a drummer in groups like SF-based noise metal behemoths Burmese, STD harvests material dealing with sex, drugs, and rock bands. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Hicks, Eminem and Darth Vader...all rolled into a jaded rock and roll expatriate, covering topics from Jesus zombies to post-apocalyptic clone sex.

Top songs

  1. The Rappist
  2. F*ck This Song
  3. Black Box Activation
  4. Nerd Lust
  5. Night of the Living Christ
  6. Cat People
  7. Craig's List
  8. The Way You Talk
  9. Dive Down
  10. The Tin Man
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  1. Attack of the Clonefucker
  2. Supervillain
  3. My Last Song
  4. Black Metal Queen
  5. Arrival of the Fittest
  6. Revenge of Attack of the Clonef*cker
  7. Bitter Musician
  8. The Bender
  9. A Very Bad Man
  10. Goddamnit
  11. Intervention (feat. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey & Nelson Lugo)
  12. Serious Metal
  13. Buckets of Blood (feat. Kabuto The Python)
  14. The Opener
  15. Battlefont
  16. Do Sex
  17. Opening From the Black Box
  18. Pixilated Vixen
  19. Boo! (I'm a Ghost!)
  20. The Other Devil
  21. Psyched
  22. Message From A Former Employer
  23. Scorpio
  24. Black Condom
  25. Your Band
  26. Visit From Mc Frontalot
  27. Tour Song (feat. Coolzey)
  28. Monsters of Rock (feat. Mc Lars)
  29. Goodbye, Cool World
  30. Rich Man (feat. LadyLovely)
  31. Giant Iron Snake
  32. The Invisible Man (feat. Shael Riley)
  33. Club Destroyer (feat. Removal)
  34. H-mail (feat. Coolzey & Liisa2eyes)
  35. I am Schaffer The Darklord
  36. Thunder Thief (feat. Jane Silence)
  37. Tomgirl
  38. Mice
  39. Boys (feat. Kristybee!)
  40. Afraid of Everything (feat. B B Heart)
  41. Session, Pt. 1
  42. Empty
  43. The Amender
  44. Session, Pt. 2
  45. The Heckler
  46. End of the World Reunion (feat. Rocco Katastrophe & Strict Chem)
  47. The Rhyme of Lord Nordak
  48. The City (feat. Liisa2eyes)
  49. Session, Pt. 3
  50. Enter Soundman
  51. Pure Evil
  52. Session, Pt. 4
  53. Session, Pt. 5
  54. Session, Pt. 7
  55. Session, Pt. 6
  56. Dedication
  57. Fuck This Song
  58. Quel Que Chose
  59. Supervillian
  60. Nerd Lust (Peeved Remix)
  61. Rich Man
  62. Session, Pt. 8
  63. A Lot Like Me
  64. Rich Man - Feat. Ladylovely
  65. Sex Rhymes
  66. Tour Song
  67. Tour Song - Feat. Coolzey
  68. Yes
  69. Robot Apocalypse (ft. Drown Radio & Lord Illingworth)
  70. bonus track (answering machine message)
  71. Going to Space
  72. Stranger
  73. Everything's Broken
  74. My Dinner with Jello
  75. Monsters (feat. Bunny Buxom)
  76. Pegged
  77. Bananacake
  78. Mission Control
  79. All of Them
  80. Quit
  81. Wake Up
  82. The Drummer
  83. Re-Entry
  84. Revenge Of Attack Of The Clonefucker
  85. Never
  86. Boo! (I'm a Ghost) - False Metal Remix
  87. Club Destroyer (w/Removal)
  88. Mousetrap
  89. Ghost Ship
  90. H-Mail (w/Coolzey & Liisa2Eyes)

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