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Rodney Rude

Rodney Rude
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About the artist

Rodney Rude (born Rodney Keft in Bathurst) is an Australian 'blue' stand-up comedian, poet and writer. He is infamous for his bawdy humour. He has released 12 albums and 4 videos throughout his long career, most of which are distributed by EMI Music Australia. He began his career in a band, singing and playing guitar, before his habit of altering the lyrics to amuse himself saw him become a comedian. In 1969, he left Australia to tour the United States and Canada.

Top songs

  1. McDonalds
  2. Kfc Killed My Uncle
  3. Japs
  4. Homeless Fuck
  5. The Pope
  6. Michael Jackson
  7. Rubber Vagina
  8. Ugly Lesbian
  9. Heckler Strangles Mates Knob In An Anal Noose
  10. Heckler Gets Outsmarted By His Own Girlfriend
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  1. Dog Rejects Heckler At Buck's Night
  2. Italians
  3. Elton
  4. I Hate Cats
  5. Humpty Dumpty
  6. Rude Gets Raped by Lesbians With a Hunk of Bong Hose
  7. Freddy
  8. Pensioner Eats Pelican
  9. Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole
  10. Ya Hairy Hole
  11. Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out Of A Salmon Tin
  12. Poofter jokes
  13. Sperm
  14. Ronald Mcdonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
  15. Rodney Rude - Homeless Fuck
  16. Arse Like an Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet
  17. Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob In Shaving Accident
  18. McDonalds revisited "Are you the McManager"
  19. Fart Into Mic
  20. Sting
  21. Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You
  22. Booga From Goodooga
  23. VB Ad
  24. Michael Jackson Dances Like a Duck on a Hotplate
  25. Heckler Has A Tattoo Of Anus On His Fist
  26. Rude Compares His Willy To Windsock
  27. Grandfather nuzzles beaver with Barry's beard
  28. Doctor Gaffers A Tiny Camera To His Own Appendage
  29. The Reason Servos Keep Toliets Locked
  30. Libra Pads With Wings Also Have a Beak and Tail Feathers
  31. Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats Out Of Dolphin's Foreheads
  32. Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May as Well Root Everyone in the Arse
  33. Dear Penis
  34. Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl
  35. The Tom Price Miner
  36. Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods
  37. Incompetence During Surgical Procedure
  38. Ex-Wife Tries To Push Rude Off Echo Point
  39. Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah and Piss Pot
  40. Rude Claims All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls
  41. Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver And Harry Muff
  42. Wog Song
  43. Ex-wife tries to push rude off echo point and stab him with a star peg
  44. Homeless Bloke Takes Dump In Open Police Window
  45. Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys In Kurri Kurri
  46. Kiwi's
  47. Rude Claims Lady's Hairy Underarms Are Like 2 Bonus Vaginas
  48. Rude compares his willy to windsock at airport hanging limply in breeze
  49. Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Hecklers Cousin
  50. Rude Attempts to Purchase Cannabis from Policeman
  51. Heckler has a tattoo of an anus on his fist
  52. John Howard
  53. Rolf Harris
  54. Peter Allen's Taxidermist And His Cat
  55. Miner Enjoys Safe Shift In Public Shaft
  56. Rude uses tackle for shoehorn
  57. Famous painted Charlie punches famous action hero in artificial seat
  58. Old Property Developer Flies Parrot Through Pubic Wind Farm
  59. Heckler Tattoos Anus On Fist So He Can Have A Pull With An Anus
  60. Homeless Bloke
  61. On A Scale Of One To Ten, Cockability Vs Cuntability
  62. Rude Suggests That Elton Owns A Store Window
  63. Rude Claims Safest Place In Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool
  64. The reason servos keep toilets locked, is so cleaners can't get in
  65. Don't You Hate Wearing A G-String Cause Half A Turd Goes On Floor And Half In Your Sock
  66. Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polishes Toe Of Cowboy Boot
  67. Rude Suggests PM Should Do Rude's Audience
  68. Santa Was Stoned
  69. Stunted kleptomaniac puts brown smudges on stationary
  70. Well Hung Ploughboy
  71. Rude refuses to let Hugh Grant forget his extra marital car sex
  72. Golf
  73. Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out of One Side of His Mouth or Belmont High School
  74. Funny Names
  75. Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In
  76. Rude claims that all hecklers shave each others balls
  77. Rude hides limerick in contemporary Afro-American music genre
  78. rodney rude - funny names
  79. Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag
  80. Rude
  81. Rude's new son Darren runs eagle boys pizza shop in Kurri Kurri
  82. Getting Ruder
  83. Rude annihilates Pommie heckler
  84. Japanese people
  85. Rude Serious Rave About Limericks
  86. Humidity in Rude's Arse Crack Identical to India's Climate
  87. Really Rather Rude
  88. Quite Rude
  89. Rude Claims Women Make Hime Feel Like A
  90. Marcia Hines' Tit

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