Obscurest Vinyl

About the artist

Obscurest Vinyl is a comedy project by Glenn Robinson (Pavid Vermin) - who creates absurd album covers for fictional bands, writes fitting lyrics based on his design, then utilizes AI to generate the music. Often mimicking the style of old jazz and swing music. AI generated audio is, according to copyright law, PUBLIC DOMAIN. Any AI-generated content by this project are considered free to use by anyone in any scope.

Top songs

  1. I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again
  2. My Arms Are Just Fuckin' Stuck Like This
  3. I’d Really Like To Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine
  4. This Baptism Fucking Blows (Dunk the Kid Already)
  5. It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company​’​s Dime
  6. Rubbin' and a Tuggin' My Nips
  7. It’s Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime
  8. My Arms Are Just Fuckin’ Stuck Like This
  9. You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin’ Lamp
  10. Rubbin’ and a Tuggin’ My Nips
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  1. Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt
  2. Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)
  3. Quit Jizzin’ in the Hot Tub (White Hot Rage)
  4. You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp
  5. It’s Raining Bullshit
  6. The Shadow of My Wiener
  7. Hawk Tuah
  8. Barkin’ up the Wrong Bitch
  9. Fuckin' Dustin' off This Old Butthole
  10. She Farted So Hard, She Died
  11. Beggin’ Like a Bitch
  12. You’re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen
  13. The Secrets Your Asshole Keeps
  14. Aloha, Cunts!
  15. First Date Farts (Don't Shit, Don't Shit, Don't Shit)
  16. Now I Gotta Set a Titty on Fire
  17. You​’​re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen
  18. Come Back, Baby (I​’​m a Friend of Your Father)
  19. Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It's Friday)
  20. Cruisin' For a Contusion
  21. All I Want for Christmas Is Glue
  22. Old Dong, New Tricks
  23. Dad's Dead Dog
  24. Boy, Am I Useless, Sitting Here Like a Fuckin’ Toddler
  25. Pullin' Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)
  26. Baby, Just Shit on My Chest
  27. Let Me Melt
  28. On My Way to Blow the Guy Who Farted in My Sister’s Mouth
  29. Move Over, Dipshits, I'm Here to Melt Some Pussy
  30. Ram My Clam
  31. Lost in the Corn Maze
  32. Price Check Death Threat
  33. Pullin’ Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)
  34. Does Mrs. Claus Do That?
  35. Nah, It’s Cool, You Can Just Diarrhea in the Ocean, and No One Even Cares
  36. The Company’s Ugly Sweater Contest
  37. Feedin' the Birds
  38. Fartin’ In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It’s Friday)
  39. This Fucking World Sucks Because of You
  40. You Can't Cancel The Fourth of July
  41. Jackin' Off Mad Ghosts
  42. Every Dong Has Its Day
  43. Oh, Tight! You're Gonna Pee on My Boobs!
  44. 88.6 WFRT | Crazy Ain in the Morning | Broadcast 01
  45. If You Can’t Handle Me at My Worst, That’s Completely Reasonable (I’m a Terrible Person)
  46. It's a Fuckin' Christmas Dream
  47. Eating the Turkey
  48. Fuckin’ Dustin’ off This Old Butthole
  49. Rhythm & Glues
  50. The Second Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
  51. Candy Cigarettes
  52. The Mummy's Ancient Piss
  53. Come Back, Baby (I’m a Friend of Your Father)
  54. Witch's Titty Twist/Let's Do the Twist
  55. Baby Melted in the Wagon
  56. I Shot St. Nick In the Dick
  57. Punched a Cop in the Soda Shop
  58. The Man in My Window
  59. There’s a Corpse in the Bathtub (He Pays Rent)
  60. Screaming Your Name (In the Exhaust Pipe)
  61. Goofy Little Douche
  62. Jack-o'-Lamptern Jamboree Introduction
  63. I Smell Some Bullshit
  64. Jenny Stardust Introduction
  65. She Eatin' Wallpaper in the Attic
  66. Your Boyfriend Is a Clown
  67. The Third Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
  68. Gimme Back Grandma’s Teeth Before I See Her in Heaven Tonight
  69. I Miss the Good Ol’ Days in the USA
  70. Stand for the Flag (Or Get the Hell Out)
  71. He Came on My Heart
  72. God and Guns
  73. Shitty Stupid Skeletons
  74. The First Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
  75. These Guys Won’t Stop Farting
  76. Frankenstein’s Big Dumb Boner
  77. Pullin' Out My Pubes
  78. Please Mr. Trashman
  79. Sorry About the Rabies
  80. The Fart That Came Back to Life Only to Fart Again
  81. Too Much Christmas Candy
  82. It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company's Dime
  83. That's Why God Made Glue
  84. 88.6 WFRT | Crazy Ain in the Morning | "Hog Heaven" Broadcast 02
  85. I Saw a Werewolf Suckin’ on Dracula’s Dick
  86. The Fifth Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
  87. The Crows Had Their Feast
  88. On a Stormy Evening
  89. Cursin with Big V Riggagotti
  90. You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp (Live at the Freaky Lantern)

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