Myq Kaplan

About the artist

Myq Kaplan is a come­dian named Myq Kaplan (pro­nounced “Mike Kaplan”). The Come­di­ans mag­a­zine calls him “a com­edy machine, in the best pos­si­ble way. The way that some machines vend soda or pre­vent other machines from killing future rev­o­lu­tion­ar­ies – that’s how Myq Kaplan does com­edy: relent­lessly, method­i­cally, unblinkingly.” Myq made his net­work tele­vi­sion debut on “The Tonight Show” and has since gone on to appear on “The Late

Top songs

  1. Movies On A Plane
  2. Animal Rights and Wrongs
  3. Book People
  4. Religious Fiction
  5. Tolerance and Vampires
  6. Ducks and Vegetarianism
  7. Open Relationships and Tigers
  8. Anti-Women and Math
  9. Gay Marriage and Anniversaries
  10. Pro-Women
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  1. Buses and Christians
  2. Colleges and Optimism
  3. Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs
  4. Not Crowdwork
  5. Bigotry Is Confusing
  6. Squelch
  7. Jews and Sea Creatures
  8. Spectrum of Dorkery
  9. Flags and Lies
  10. Differences and Similarities
  11. Bumper Stickers
  12. A Divisive Topic
  13. Drinking and Rhyming
  14. A Cell Phone and a Deaf Child
  15. Highs and Lose
  16. Poops and Popes
  17. Meats and Robots
  18. Computers and Humans
  19. Jesus and Grandmothers
  20. Porn and Monsters
  21. Blind and Deaf Comedy Jam
  22. Names
  23. Chuck Norris and Owls
  24. Necrophilia, Pedophilia, and Bestiality
  25. Ducklings, Cheerleaders, and Legal Proceedings
  26. Beaches and Balls
  27. Brad Pitt and Divorce
  28. Axes and Brains
  29. Adam and Eve and Vegans
  30. Airplanes and Food
  31. Chivalry and Chicks
  32. Batman, Bat-men, and Google
  33. Super Mario and Will Smith
  34. A Swastika, a Barista, and the Magic of Photography
  35. Jesus and Grandmothers Again
  36. Comedy, Jazz, or Poetry
  37. Fist Bumps, Duck Heads, and Don't Listen to This One Either, Grandma!
  38. Sports, Analogies, and Copyright Infringement
  39. Buddhism, Feminism, and Math
  40. Ham and Cheese and Philosophy
  41. Gay Parents, Mythology, and the Manliest Man Possible
  42. Television, Doctors, and Snakes
  43. Horses, Pregnant Men, and Don't Listen to This Track, Grandma!
  44. Sleeping, Driving, and Pasta
  45. Fun, Statistics, and Lana Backwards
  46. Back to the Future, Groundhog Day, and Hitler
  47. Ham and Cheese and Time Travel
  48. Jews, Goys, and Elevators
  49. The Wright Brothers, an Alternative to Radiation, and Horses Again
  50. A Butcher, a Vegan, and the Internet (Bonus Track)
  51. Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers
  52. Monopoly, Clue, And Battleship
  53. A Knock-Knock Joke, The Longest Sidewalk in the World, and the Way That a Priest Sings
  54. Facebook, Marry, Kill
  55. Snoop Dogg, Sean Connery, And Other Perfect Impressions
  56. The Grandmother, The Grandson, And the Holy Ghost
  57. An Attractive Child, A Stylish Dog, And Porn
  58. A Genie, A Genius, And Genial Gentleman
  59. Cougars, Cats, And Kids (Oh My)
  60. Fight Club, Love Club, and Bathroom Humor
  61. Money, Drugs, And Nicolas Cage
  62. Masturbation, Pedophilia, And Heroes
  63. Drinking, Sex, And Family (Oh My)
  64. Twists, Turns, And a Vegan Restaurant
  65. Pot, Cops, And I Forget
  66. Nothing, Everything, And Eddie Murphy
  67. Nothing Too Political, Personal, Or Philosophical
  68. Mushrooms, Ecstasy, And Not Pot
  69. Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics
  70. Alabama, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and a Jewish Trinity
  71. Tennessee, Guns, and Trees
  72. Getting Murdered, Death & Taxes, and Existential Seinfeld
  73. Loving Yourself, Buddhist Clue, and Everyone Will Die
  74. New Jersey, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Stubbing Your Toe
  75. An Encore, Pranks, And Love
  76. The Big Bang, Inception, and a Lady with a Lust for Life.
  77. Bravery, High School, and Gnocchi
  78. Veganism, Gluten-Freedom, and Thanksgiving
  79. Jesus, Non-Buddhist Clue, and Getting Murdered Again
  80. Religion, Science, and Kanye
  81. Nickelback, Pagliacci the Clown, and Jesus Again (He Keeps Coming Back)
  82. Bruce Willis and My Cousin
  83. Alabama Again, The Usual Suspects, and the (Real?) Dumbest Genius
  84. Ayahuasca, The Amazon, and the Other Amazon
  85. Gremlins, Love Club, and Bathroom Humor Again
  86. Not Just Airport Jokes (From "Daniel Dad Lewis")
  87. Hyena Ugly (From "Superman Loves Aquaman")
  88. Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs (Live)
  89. Gay Marriage and Anniversaries (Live)
  90. Animal Rights and Wrongs (Live)

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