Myq Kaplan
About the artist
Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan (pronounced “Mike Kaplan”). The Comedians magazine calls him “a comedy machine, in the best possible way. The way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries – that’s how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly, methodically, unblinkingly.” Myq made his network television debut on “The Tonight Show” and has since gone on to appear on “The Late
Top songs
- Movies On A Plane
- Animal Rights and Wrongs
- Book People
- Religious Fiction
- Tolerance and Vampires
- Ducks and Vegetarianism
- Open Relationships and Tigers
- Anti-Women and Math
- Gay Marriage and Anniversaries
- Pro-Women
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- Buses and Christians
- Colleges and Optimism
- Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs
- Not Crowdwork
- Bigotry Is Confusing
- Squelch
- Jews and Sea Creatures
- Spectrum of Dorkery
- Flags and Lies
- Differences and Similarities
- Bumper Stickers
- A Divisive Topic
- Drinking and Rhyming
- A Cell Phone and a Deaf Child
- Highs and Lose
- Poops and Popes
- Meats and Robots
- Computers and Humans
- Jesus and Grandmothers
- Porn and Monsters
- Blind and Deaf Comedy Jam
- Names
- Chuck Norris and Owls
- Necrophilia, Pedophilia, and Bestiality
- Ducklings, Cheerleaders, and Legal Proceedings
- Beaches and Balls
- Brad Pitt and Divorce
- Axes and Brains
- Adam and Eve and Vegans
- Airplanes and Food
- Chivalry and Chicks
- Batman, Bat-men, and Google
- Super Mario and Will Smith
- A Swastika, a Barista, and the Magic of Photography
- Jesus and Grandmothers Again
- Comedy, Jazz, or Poetry
- Fist Bumps, Duck Heads, and Don't Listen to This One Either, Grandma!
- Sports, Analogies, and Copyright Infringement
- Buddhism, Feminism, and Math
- Ham and Cheese and Philosophy
- Gay Parents, Mythology, and the Manliest Man Possible
- Television, Doctors, and Snakes
- Horses, Pregnant Men, and Don't Listen to This Track, Grandma!
- Sleeping, Driving, and Pasta
- Fun, Statistics, and Lana Backwards
- Back to the Future, Groundhog Day, and Hitler
- Ham and Cheese and Time Travel
- Jews, Goys, and Elevators
- The Wright Brothers, an Alternative to Radiation, and Horses Again
- A Butcher, a Vegan, and the Internet (Bonus Track)
- Tattoos, Jews, And Lasers
- Monopoly, Clue, And Battleship
- A Knock-Knock Joke, The Longest Sidewalk in the World, and the Way That a Priest Sings
- Facebook, Marry, Kill
- Snoop Dogg, Sean Connery, And Other Perfect Impressions
- The Grandmother, The Grandson, And the Holy Ghost
- An Attractive Child, A Stylish Dog, And Porn
- A Genie, A Genius, And Genial Gentleman
- Cougars, Cats, And Kids (Oh My)
- Fight Club, Love Club, and Bathroom Humor
- Money, Drugs, And Nicolas Cage
- Masturbation, Pedophilia, And Heroes
- Drinking, Sex, And Family (Oh My)
- Twists, Turns, And a Vegan Restaurant
- Pot, Cops, And I Forget
- Nothing, Everything, And Eddie Murphy
- Nothing Too Political, Personal, Or Philosophical
- Mushrooms, Ecstasy, And Not Pot
- Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics
- Alabama, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and a Jewish Trinity
- Tennessee, Guns, and Trees
- Getting Murdered, Death & Taxes, and Existential Seinfeld
- Loving Yourself, Buddhist Clue, and Everyone Will Die
- New Jersey, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Stubbing Your Toe
- An Encore, Pranks, And Love
- The Big Bang, Inception, and a Lady with a Lust for Life.
- Bravery, High School, and Gnocchi
- Veganism, Gluten-Freedom, and Thanksgiving
- Jesus, Non-Buddhist Clue, and Getting Murdered Again
- Religion, Science, and Kanye
- Nickelback, Pagliacci the Clown, and Jesus Again (He Keeps Coming Back)
- Bruce Willis and My Cousin
- Alabama Again, The Usual Suspects, and the (Real?) Dumbest Genius
- Ayahuasca, The Amazon, and the Other Amazon
- Gremlins, Love Club, and Bathroom Humor Again
- Not Just Airport Jokes (From "Daniel Dad Lewis")
- Hyena Ugly (From "Superman Loves Aquaman")
- Anti-Drugs and Pro-Drugs (Live)
- Gay Marriage and Anniversaries (Live)
- Animal Rights and Wrongs (Live)
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