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Kurt Metzger

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Kurt Metzger (born August 15, 1977) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and an Emmy and Peabody Award winning writer for his work on the television series Inside Amy Schumer. Metzger was raised in Toms River, New Jersey. He was raised as a Jehovah's Witness and became an ordained minister at the age of 17; he left the faith at about the age of 21, around the time he started doing stand-up. As a child, he enjoyed watching An Evening at the Improv and Comic Strip Live; he was also a fan of The Amazing Jonathan and Jeff Dunham in his youth.

Top songs

  1. Some Things You DO NOT Joke About!
  2. Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.
  3. The Gulf Spill Affects All Of Us, And Guidos.
  4. Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart
  5. Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You!
  6. Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.
  7. Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1.
  8. But Kurt Does Have A Point, Right?
  9. Get Ready For A Letdown!
  10. The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You!
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  1. No One Has Suffered More Than Me
  2. A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream For Dessert.
  3. Ricky! Noooooooooo!
  4. Kurt Talks To Young People About Safe Assplay.
  5. Kurt Talks To Young People About Dating And Plastic Surgery.
  6. A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods.
  7. Last of The Great White Jobs.
  8. Know Your Gyno!
  9. Steve, Get Out of My Way!
  10. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fat Chicks And Alaska.
  11. I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.
  12. This One Is Hard To Justify!
  13. Kurt Talks To Young People About Interracial Dating.
  14. Hold Your Own Fucking Purse.
  15. Straight talk about jizz.
  16. Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.
  17. Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting.
  18. Kurt Metzger Makes A Brave Decision.
  19. Kurt Explains Evolution To Young People And Why God Is A Woman.
  20. Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion Of Sexual Abuse.
  21. Curing AIDS The Kinoki Way!
  22. Terry The Smoker
  23. White Precious
  24. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fisting.
  25. This Joke's A Fifty Fifty.
  26. All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.
  27. Jehovah's Witness Drama - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
  28. The Gulf Spill Affects All Of Us, And Guidos [Explicit]
  29. Some Things You Do Not Joke About! [Explicit]
  30. A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone To Forgive Tiger Woods [Explicit]
  31. Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1 [Explicit]
  32. Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You! [Explicit]
  33. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fat Chicks And Alaska [Explicit]
  34. A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream For Dessert [Explicit]
  35. My First Bike (Jfl 2009)
  36. Kurt Talks To Young People About Dating And Plastic Surgery [Explicit]
  37. Straight Talk About Jizz [Explicit]
  38. Kurt Talks To Young People About Interracial Dating [Explicit]
  39. This One Is Hard To Justify! [Explicit]
  40. Kurt Explains Evolution To Young People And Why God Is A Woman [Explicit]
  41. The Left Hates Liberals More Than Nazis
  42. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fisting [Explicit]
  43. Know Your Gyno! [Explicit]
  44. Hold Your Own Fucking Purse [Explicit]
  45. Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting [Explicit]
  46. Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion Of Sexual Abuse [Explicit]
  47. Curing Aids The Kinoki Way! [Explicit]
  48. The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! [Explicit]
  49. Kurt Talks To Young People About Safe Assplay [Explicit]
  50. The Gulf Spill Affects All Of Us, And Guidos
  51. A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream For Dessert
  52. Angels We Have Heard On High
  53. O Tannenbaum
  54. Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting
  55. Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1
  56. Joy to the World
  57. A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone To Forgive Tiger Woods
  58. O du fröhliche
  59. Straight talk about Jizz
  60. While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
  61. Nu Tändas Tusen Juleljus (A Thousand Candles Now Are Lit)
  62. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fisting
  63. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
  64. O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
  65. Kurt Talks To Young People About Dating And Plastic Surgery
  66. Kurt Talks To Young People About Interracial Dating
  67. Stars Were Gleaming
  68. Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion Of Sexual Abuse
  69. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fat Chicks And Alaska
  70. Jared from Subway (Jfl 2016)
  71. Away In A Manger
  72. När juldagsmorgon glimmar (When Christmas Morning Gleams)
  73. Good King Wenceslas
  74. Deck the Hall
  75. O Come, Little Children
  76. Kurt Talks To Young People About Safe Assplay
  77. Hold Your Own Fucking Purse
  78. Once in Royal David's City
  79. Kurt Explains Evolution To Young People And Why God Is A Woman
  80. Relaxing Crime Show (Jfl 2016)
  81. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
  82. The Playdate from Hell - This Is Not Happening
  83. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
  84. Short Buff Guys (Jfl 2016)
  85. The First Noël
  86. I'll Be Home For Christmas
  87. The Christmas Song
  88. My Roommate Steve (Jfl 2013)
  89. Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming
  90. Bring A Torch, Jeanette, Isabella

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