Jim Norton

About the artist

Jim Norton is a silly goose. When he's not pinching the helmets of neighborhood children under a porch or driving around Manhattan looking for ladies of the evening, Jim Norton does damned funny stand up. Jim is also third mic of the Opie and Anthony radio program on Sirius XM Radio. He also regularly appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jim Norton was also voted Sweetest Boy in School, but couldn't attend the ceremony because he was in rehab.

Top songs

  1. Hot French People
  2. A Fun Date
  3. Bloody Lump On The Linoleum
  4. I Hate Hoarders
  5. A Tip On Flirting
  6. Penile Philosophy & Blackout Humor
  7. Gay Mommies
  8. The Bridge, LOL
  9. Relations With The Elderly
  10. No Water = Messy Bowl
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  1. An Important Relationship Lesson
  2. Gay Snipers
  3. Understandable Racism
  4. Television Comedy
  5. Fuck Florida
  6. A Brief Hello
  7. One Scary Ass Fucking Black Guy
  8. Awful Cosmo Advice
  9. Gay Guys Rule
  10. What Sex Is That Thing?
  11. Another Dumb, Bumbling Vinny Intro
  12. Legless Old Lady
  13. Boys Don't Cry
  14. Nice Baby!
  15. Nervous Tics
  16. Alcohol & True Confessions
  17. One Fat Ass Fucking Lady
  18. You Like Sucking That?
  19. Reality TV
  20. Penguins Are Assholes
  21. Bombing Etiquette
  22. Madcap Ideas About Oral Sex
  23. Bonding With People Sucks
  24. I Wish I Fucked Jenna
  25. The Mosque At Ground Zero
  26. Women Tell Shitty Stories
  27. John Edwards And Word Abbreviations
  28. A Tender Moment With Larry Flynt
  29. Donkey-Sex And German Porn
  30. Meeting Laura Bush
  31. Poker Playing Dickheads
  32. Aspen Sure Is Expensive
  33. Kill Yourself In Seattle
  34. A Hug From Kiss
  35. New Joisey
  36. A Brittney Log
  37. The Blackout Of '03
  38. Heather Mills Is A Cunt On Wheel
  39. Making A Gal Laugh
  40. Eat My Asshole!
  41. Shave That Fucking Thing
  42. A Phone Call From Mother
  43. Wacky Bumper Stickers
  44. The Elephant On Southwest
  45. Liz Taylor's Hairy Hat
  46. A Pile Of Pussy
  47. Fargo & A Droopy Lip
  48. Actors And My Awful Head
  49. Good Ole' Martha
  50. Boca Raton And Shaky People
  51. Pornography
  52. The 'n' Word
  53. Adorable Observations About The Mentally Challenged
  54. Al Sharpton Sucks
  55. I Wish I Were Gay
  56. Loving A Chubby Dumper
  57. Meaty Lips
  58. Racial Descriptions
  59. Oral Treats
  60. A Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure
  61. Sensitive Nipples
  62. Britney’s Vagina
  63. Sex & Racism
  64. A Cute Thing To Say
  65. Ron Jeremy’s Giant Cock
  66. Ozzy Intro
  67. OCD Scumbags
  68. Straightening Out A Passive Aggressive Date
  69. Profiling Is Fantastic
  70. The Lefty
  71. A Shitty Buggy Ride
  72. Size Matters
  73. Mean-Spirited Christopher Reeve Jokes
  74. Clowning Around In Dealey Plaza
  75. Profiling And The Shoe Bombing Monkey
  76. Sex With The Retarded
  77. Ethinic Pride Drivel
  78. Slapping a Gal With My Cock
  79. Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock
  80. I Was Almost A Burn Victim
  81. Condoms Suck
  82. Shitty White People And Their Shitty Guilt
  83. Tiger, Mel, And Arnold
  84. Ethnic Pride Drivel
  85. Jim Norton Talking Doll
  86. Bed, Bath & Beyond
  87. My Titties
  88. The Muslims Are Rioting
  89. Prison Follies
  90. The Nipple Flicker

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