Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit
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About the artist

Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an alternative rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records. The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots

Top songs

  1. National Shite Day
  2. Joy Division Oven Gloves
  3. The Trumpton Riots
  4. For What Is Chatteris...
  5. Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
  6. Paintball's Coming Home
  7. Restless Legs
  8. God Gave Us Life
  9. Busy Little Market Town
  10. Bob Wilson - Anchorman
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  1. It's Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas
  2. I Hate Nerys Hughes (From The Heart)
  3. Time Flies By (When You're The Driver Of A Train)
  4. All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
  5. The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train)
  6. 99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
  7. I Left My Heart In Papworth General
  8. Venus In Flares
  9. All I Want For Chrismas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit
  10. Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
  11. Reflections In A Flat
  12. Sealclubbing
  13. The Len Ganley Stance
  14. Dickie Davies Eyes
  15. Albert Hammond Bootleg
  16. Vatican Broadside
  17. Corgi Registered Friends
  18. Evening Of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)
  19. I Hate Nerys Hughes
  20. I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)
  21. Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show
  22. Surging Out of Convalescence
  23. Petty Sessions
  24. Upon Westminster Bridge
  25. Mate of the Bloke
  26. Asparagus Next Left
  27. Depressed Beyond Tablets
  28. We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune
  29. 1966 And All That
  30. Something's Rotten In The Back Of Iceland
  31. Every Time a Bell Rings
  32. Twenty Four Hour Garage People
  33. Blue Badge Abuser
  34. Bad Losers On Yahoo! Chess
  35. 4AD3DCD
  36. Totnes Bickering Fair
  37. Letters Sent
  38. When The Evening Sun Goes Down
  39. Ode To Joyce
  40. He Who Would Valium Take
  41. Breaking News
  42. Lord Hereford's Knob
  43. Irk the Purists
  44. Knobheads on Quiz Shows
  45. Twydale's Lament
  46. Tommy Walsh's Eco House
  47. Them's The Vagaries
  48. Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)
  49. She's In Broadstairs
  50. King Of Hi-Vis
  51. If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day
  52. RSVP
  53. I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
  54. San Antonio Foam Party
  55. Running Order Squabble Fest
  56. David Wainwright's Feet
  57. The Best Things In Life
  58. On The 'Roids
  59. Tending The Wrong Grave For 23 Years
  60. Little In The Way Of Sunshine
  61. Give Us Bubblewrap
  62. The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
  63. 27 Yards Of Dental Floss
  64. Alehouse Futsal
  65. Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite
  66. Renfield's Afoot
  67. Bad Review
  68. Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
  69. A Shropshire Lad
  70. See That My Bike's Kept Clean
  71. Fun Day In The Park
  72. Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets
  73. Uffington Wassail
  74. Left Lyrics In The Practice Room
  75. The Referee's Alphabet
  76. It Makes The Room Look Bigger
  77. Mathematically Safe
  78. Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not
  79. Fix It So She Dreams Of Me
  80. Look Dad No Tunes
  81. Paradise Lost (You're The Reason Why)
  82. Bottleneck At Capel Curig
  83. Four Skinny Indie Kids
  84. Tyrolean Knockabout
  85. With Goth On Our Side
  86. Arthur's Farm
  87. Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal
  88. Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools
  89. Excavating Rita
  90. Westward Ho! Massive Letdown

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