DJ The Blade
About the artist
The Grand Ayatollah Blade (Owen Williams) is an electronic musician from Wellington, Shropshire, UK. He describes his musical style as hybrid electronica, Breakcore, or stadium paedophilia, whilst touching on multiple different genres from time to time. In his own words he is "The embodiment of all that is great and good in the universe". He believes that in a past life he was a powerful Sultan, possibly Jalaludin Mohammed Ackbar. The Grand Ayatollah Blade can often be found dwelling in the hovels of the curry mile in Manchester
Top songs
- Sinn Fein in the membrane
- Ben, can we go to Woodside?
- I give you testimonial
- The other half of the screen
- Soulseek Breakcore room
- Mary Poppins and the Slipknot appreciation society
- Kersal Massive (Breakcore remix)
- Ross doesn't wash his hands after he's had a shit
- Kappa In The Face
- Piss coming from my ass
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- Vimto
- Davros Dubstep/Trapped in the time corridor
- Desert shemagh rumble rave
- Leukemia miscarriage (Cyberpunk remix)
- Scimitar
- Introductory audio segment
- A Noisecore christmas in Telford
- Deer Deer drink my beer
- A sad song for a sad period in one's life
- Dancing with Dadaists
- Chaffinch in my brain
- What goes around, comes around
- Bum sex and the rhododendron flid fest
- Smoke some Dobson
- Sod chops
- The Edinburgh world atlas bummed me (In the bum)
- Cognitive liberty
- Jesus told me that it was ok to be a homosexual
- Emo, Emu, Emong
- Steve Albini on toast
- Tom Hudson is a Lando
- Homogenous super sodom
- Playing an FPS with a gamepad is like playing a violin with a cup of toss; fucking retarded
- RIP Gregory Coleman
- Hezbollah hardcore
- Dixons is a raving heap of toss
- Intro
- Leukemia Miscarriage
- Thinking of you
- The land of Nod
- My pet nigglet
- Luekemia miscarriage (Cyberpunk remix)
- MC Kidney Dialysis raped my eyes
- The skinheads dem a come
- Hakken till you drop
- My boyfriend is....
- Armitage Shanks defecation scenario
- Down in the tubestation at 10 past midnight
- Your war on filesharing is gay, like you
- DJ Fraternity (U.N.I.T.Y) (Turbo mix)
- Perhaps I am a pretentious cunt
- Jeet Kune Do
- Highland ruckuss in Pearce's living room
- Minty Bint
- Serial rapist
- Bash your brains in
- I am better than you
- Disordered
- Twatting piss cakes
- Black Sabbath were more influential than Iron Maiden in the development of heavy metal
- Shrewsbury girls
- This is the news
- Drum and-or bass
- Mathew Owen's porn pass (Guitar mix)
- Star slight
- Mecca
- I have just raped myself, part 2
- What the fuck is Breakcore? (Don't you fucking look at me mix)
- Everyone at Keele university is a tool
- I'm in a fucking wheelchair
- Luekemia Miscarriage
- Your opinion is invariably invalid
- My Piss is dancing
- Give me back my crumb
- Gratuitous sex slaves from the spize mines of Kessel
- Jupiter and beyond the infinite (clean mix)
- I'mma John Prescott you
- Gabber's anthem (Mordechai Vanunu)
- Aisha and Abdullah
- I don't even like drum and bass
- Couldn't keep her legs closed (Jumpstyle mix)
- Polly in my fucking pocket
- Government property (The Beacon is ours 2nd mix)
- Klezmer
- No faith in humanity
- You cunt
- Hippocampal legions
- Robert Mugabber (Skaro remix)
- Smoking a Joint in Lord Mikes
- Drum and bass is as predictable as Gabber, only much gayer
- Migrant's mash (rough mix)
- BNP Party conference
- Secret handicapped track
- Outro
- Kappa in the face (OMFG I remastered it version)
- They do not shift me, they're not the kind of band that I like
- We flew to the rings of Saturn
- If fantasy metal didn't exist before, it does now, courtesy of this song
- Keep it.....................oh no they're here!
- Situationist
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