David Cross
About the artist
David Cross (born April 23, 1948, in Plymouth, Devon) is a composer, keyboard and violin player from England best known for playing with progressive rock band King Crimson during the 1970s (particularly on Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Starless and Bible Black and Red). He also plays keyboards and mellotron. Since the mid 1980s he has led his own band, the earlier incarnations of which featured American drummer Dan Maurer, English keyboard player Sheila Maloney and the Liverpool bassist/vocalist John Dillon.
Top songs
- Lunch With Frankenstein
- Shaving the Pope's Pussy
- Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist
- Pandering to the Locals!
- My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
- Socks and Shoes
- Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
- Flying on a Mexican Plane
- My Daughter's First Date
- Diarrhea Moustache
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- Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
- If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them
- A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
- Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
- My Wife's Crazy!
- Goodnight Assholes!
- Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
- Abortion Doctor From Hell!
- If you care
- Sex on the Internet!?
- Fake Tits/Real Beer
- Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
- Black Stuff
- Me and Drugs
- Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag
- Silly Religious Crazies
- Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"
- My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
- When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
- Random Goofabouts
- ...Or Worse
- I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
- REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!
- Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09
- That One Show About Drugs and Stuff
- Lesson Learned
- Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)
- "You Go, Girl!"
- You Go, Girl!
- Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!
- Welfare Dentist on a Bender
- Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!
- I Can't Get Beer in Me
- Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
- Playing Pool With My Wife
- Footprints
- High Times
- When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
- Miles for Kids
- Christian Sandwich
- Advertising
- You Go Girl! (Album)
- Airport Porn
- Introduction
- Virgin Mary
- Dating Handbook
- Water Into Wine
- Year 2000
- I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song (Album)
- Fetal Tissue
- Jesus A Martyr
- Crack Baby
- the one show about drugs and stuff
- Amish Kid
- Media Violence
- Airport Painting
- Lazy Business Ideas
- CES and Porn
- Wills to Pets
- Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag (Album)
- James Lipton
- Stephen Hawking With A Prostitute
- Organ Donation
- A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! (Album)
- Spidermand Vs. Batman Vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag
- Weathermen Have Become... (Album)
- Sing-Along
- Fake T**s/Real Beer
- Dr. Kavorkian
- I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics O Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood!
- Although Indigent, Rural Famil
- Even Though I Am in the Closet
- Fake Tits/Real Beer (Album)
- My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Undertand What It Just Said!
- My Child is Enthralling, Espec
- 'You Go Girl!'
- Starless Starlight Loops
- Certain Leaders in Government
- Fitter Happier
- 103 'You Go Girl!'
- When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish!
- Abortion Doctor From Hell (Album)
- Fake Tits-Real Beer
- Exiles
- Even Though I Am In The Closet (Album)
- 109 Fake Tits-Real Beer
- Certain Leaders In Government (Album)
- 107 Shaving the Pope's Pussy
- A Rapid Series of Comical Nois
- Although Indigent... (Album)
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