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Dave and Joel

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"Ripped directly from the slain heart of Tiamat, culled from the roaring blaze of the Phoenix, split from Shiva’s all-seeing third eye, Dave and Joel are men both created and rejected by this world. Their hearts are pure, but their souls have seen the terror of a thousand worlds. Every week they unleash the torrent of pure emotion that is Fast Karate for the Gentlemen in the hopes of making the world a better place. Also, they talk about cartoons and videogames."

Top songs

  1. 12/02/09 - Oh No, He's Loose in the Building
  2. 10/17/09 - Stop Masturbating To It!!
  3. 01/03/09 - We Name Him HANABI. He Gon BROW UP!
  4. 04/09/10 - Surely You Have No Use For A Baby
  5. 01/19/08 - Guts Doesn't Care About Science
  6. 05/27/10 - How You Doin', I'm Jack Bauer
  7. 01/02/10 - JEFF WAS A DEMON.
  8. 03/10/10 - BABYKINS, JUST ASK HIM TO SHOW THE BOMB
  9. 05/14/10 - In Russia: Best Birthday Ever
  10. 12/30/09 - They Got Websites.
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  1. 11/11/09 - Later, Earth!
  2. 01/13/10 - I Wanna Eat Them
  3. 01/06/10 - Cookie Salad
  4. 01/23/10 - THESE HANDS.
  5. 09/26/09 - Finish The Fight (You Can Win).
  6. 04/05/10 - The People Love It.
  7. 05/06/10 - NO! IT'S NOT TIME FOR A DELICIOUS CINNAMONY TREAT! I'VE BEEN BETRAYED!
  8. 11/28/09 - Hey Bear: WHAT'S UP?!
  9. 11/19/09 - Just Roll It Up, Eat It Sub Style
  10. 05/19/10 - THIS IS FORBIDDEN.
  11. 10/14/09 - LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUUU!
  12. 03/03/10 - THESE ARE THE PERFECT MUFFINS.
  13. 05/22/10 - That Cat Is Armed!
  14. 12/09/09 - I Like To Call It A Threem.
  15. 09/21/10 - I MURDERED A GIANT SPACE BABY!!
  16. 10/31/09 - BLACKJACKED!
  17. 10/24/09 - INFECTION CURED!
  18. 07/23/10 - HEY. WHY YOU SO FAT.
  19. 01/02/08 - Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
  20. 07/07/10 - Tastykake 2 Pokeyman.
  21. 09/03/28 - SWIM MEET?! SWIM MEET?!
  22. 02/24/10 - Oh My God, I've Been A Total Cock.
  23. 11/04/09 - Mazinger... With The Sword
  24. 04/18/10 - Now Tony Almeida's Gotta Repopulate The Earth
  25. 12/23/09 - Don't Let 'em Take My Feet!
  26. 09/14/10 - Who's the New Foreman?
  27. 09/17/08 - This isn't JENGA, it's a BUILDING
  28. 01/03/07 - 45 Second Vomit Joke
  29. 04/01/09 - I Think I Might Already Be Cured
  30. 03/31/10 - I Will Stay With The Terrorists
  31. 02/03/10 - But I WAS In Young Guns...
  32. 04/29/10 - BUT YOU'LL WISH IT HAD.
  33. 09/28/10 - We Use All the Parts of the Grandma
  34. 10/03/10 - Now Play Some Fife.
  35. 01/27/10 - Who Are You, Old Man?
  36. 04/11/09 - Oh, My Ankle! (And My Pride!)
  37. 10/21/09 - Ahh-Biter?
  38. 11/14/09 - I'M NOT GOIN' BACK
  39. 09/05/09 - Whorin' Ain't No Way To Live
  40. 09/04/10 - A-THIS CANCER???
  41. 09/10/10 - Juvenile Form of the Torosaurus.
  42. 09/19/09 - FUJIYAMASAMA
  43. 09/30/09 - ChimichongaQuesoDelight
  44. 01/06/07 - Did I Just Have Sex?
  45. 04/18/09 - He's Running On A Pro-Zombification Platform
  46. 10/06/05 - Anime for MEN!
  47. 02/07/10 - Za Robots Are Coo?
  48. 12/05/09 - Now We Only Got Five Hundred Yen!
  49. 10/22/10 - Well, No The Eldar...
  50. 01/16/10 - Shut Up Baby I Just Got Shot
  51. 06/05/10 - The Radiation is in My Balls
  52. 12/26/09 - The Butling Of YOU.
  53. 05/10/10 - UWAGHAGAGA(ROOFIE)
  54. 11/07/09 - Must Be That Global Warmin'
  55. 03/01/08 - Hypervelocity Wolf Cannon
  56. 09/10/08 - So Cold, So Delicious
  57. 10/29/10 - Mooooovin'.
  58. 03/11/09 - Holes Cut, Guns
  59. 11/05/08 - This Has POISON In It
  60. 03/04/09 - Hold On, The President's Daughter
  61. 03/17/10 - Stay Away From EL PICCADILO.
  62. 10/03/09 - Lift This Fridge Up: One Punch
  63. 10/10/09 - Chi Is A Savage Wind
  64. 06/14/10 - YOU WRESTLE BEAR??
  65. 12/19/09 - The Ridley Sconslaught
  66. 06/21/08 - Isosceles Triangle Is DANGEROUS!
  67. 06/09/07 - TERRIBRE POWAA
  68. 10/01/08 - Indeed, All Robots Would Be Metal Man
  69. 02/18/09 - Damn You Korean Grocer, You Are Working For Evil!
  70. 06/06/09 - Don't Look Directly At Pyramid Tank
  71. 08/13/08 - But The Wang Lingers
  72. 05/31/08 - Everybody Picks Monkey
  73. 07/08/09 - Very Good, But Baby Not Hit Back
  74. 03/24/10 - And Look At This Door, Itâs Been Exploded!
  75. 09/22/05 - Japan loves Queen
  76. 08/28/10 - You Gotta Move
  77. 08/23/10 - This Chicken is Powerful.
  78. 10/04/08 - Stop Being Such a Jerk, CANADA
  79. 04/22/10 - You're Not So Tough Without Your Legs!
  80. 12/03/08 - Anti-Matter Pumpernickle
  81. 05/23/09 - We Cracked The Case!
  82. 10/12/10 - Rice In My Jam.
  83. 07/02/10 - Just Light The Fuse (it's in my butt)!
  84. 04/15/09 - This Is So Gay
  85. 11/01/06 - Candy Corn Soda
  86. 02/27/08 - Assistant Associate Director of Sales
  87. 05/09/09 - Did You Seriously Just Drink All The Bioagent?
  88. 07/16/10 - I HIT HIM DOIN' A HUNDRED AND FIFTY.
  89. 09/20/08 - I Have To Build The Shotgun Cake
  90. 12/03/10 - WHERE IS MY MONEY *K-KUHHH*

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