Chris Crack

About the artist

If you think you've got the Chicago Hip-Hop scene figured out, Chris Crack and the New Deal Crew are eager to prove you wrong. Though some of his subject matter mirrors that of other Chiraq MCs, Chris Crack stands out for his precise rhyming skills and the hard hop production provided by his crew members.

Top songs

  1. Hoes at Trader Joe's
  2. Weed is an Expensive Habit
  3. They Hate Us Because We're Magic
  4. How They Find Dinosaurs But Not Jesus
  5. His Babymama Cool As Hell
  6. Therapy Don't Work, Try Drugs
  7. The Buck They Couldn't Break
  8. Beer Just Bread in a Can
  9. Sophisticated Ghetto Broad
  10. Sex Dreams About Platonic Friends
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  1. We Just Wanted to Dream
  2. Goofies Need Guidance
  3. The Troll That Never Folds
  4. Trip Sitters Are the Best Friends
  5. Stop Asking Strangers For Favors
  6. Everything You Imagine Is Real
  7. No Papers No Parole
  8. Internet Don't Have Feelings
  9. Productively Stoned
  10. Free Food At House Parties
  11. Epiphany's Are Important
  12. Don't Be a Vic
  13. A Blunt Forced This Trauma
  14. Handjob From A Girl That Know Sign Language
  15. Drug Money In The Collection Plate
  16. She Loves A Dickens Cider
  17. Hypebeasts Ruined Bape
  18. Don't Take Financial Advice From Alicia Keys
  19. Jordan Never Did That Move
  20. More Art Less Thought
  21. Never Enough Weed
  22. Tiny Jean Pocket Is For Your Spotify Money
  23. Marshall Law
  24. Women Don't Even Watch Women's Basketball
  25. Social Distancing
  26. Doja Cat Is My Least Fav Cokehead
  27. Surviving Jay Versace Gon Be Crazy
  28. Never Fight A Person Uglier Than You
  29. Chipped My Tooth Eating Pussy
  30. Illuminati Phone Numbers
  31. Black People Can't Be Racist
  32. Braided Booty Hair
  33. Ghetto Bitches Took All The Security Jobs
  34. Whodathunkit
  35. Celebrate Everything Until Further Notice
  36. Baby Hair Check
  37. Bad Bitch Big Folks
  38. Wingman of the Year
  39. Condom Sex Same As Turkey Bacon
  40. I Know Who You Really Are
  41. Pussy Better When You Eat it First
  42. Imaginary Billionaire
  43. Bring Black Rock N Roll
  44. Only Take Bathroom Breaks On The Clock
  45. Don't Ever Wear Khakis To My Mom Birthday
  46. Joy More Important Than Success
  47. Shitting with the Door Open
  48. White People Don't Use Wash Rags
  49. False Evidence Appearing Real
  50. Bitches Don't Deserve Me
  51. Education Is Not Intelligence
  52. Going Out on Weekends Is Desperate
  53. Throw That Ass In A Healing Circle
  54. Ate Ball in My Sock
  55. Chicago Don't Make Industry Plants
  56. Women Screenshot Everything Except Them Begging
  57. Putting All My Bills In Jesus Name
  58. Nigga Ain't Runnin No More
  59. Tenants of the Trees
  60. Whoa Dair
  61. Ain't Ate Shit Today But Drugs
  62. Mama Arm Was The First Seatbelt
  63. Profiting Off Black Death Isn't Journalism
  64. I'm Goin' to Thailand Soon
  65. Fapping Ruined My Life
  66. Jealousy in Jokes
  67. You Never Meet A Hater In Real Life
  68. Card Declined At The Abortion Clinic
  69. Deleted Your City Off My Weather App
  70. Repair for Character
  71. Elon Was Sent To Destroy Twitter
  72. Goals Only Exist in Soccer
  73. Calling People Back Hoping They Don't Answer
  74. Voice In My Head Mean AF
  75. Air Mattresses and Machine Guns
  76. The Last Blockbuster
  77. My Ex Was a Garden Tool
  78. Real More Attractive Than Perfect
  79. Nine 2 Fives Make You Fake
  80. Black Women In The 90s Were Effortlessly Beautiful
  81. King Of The Living Room
  82. I'm Grammy Nominated Tho
  83. Hurt Feelings Over Wasted Time
  84. Crack Was A Weapon Of Mass Destruction
  85. No Shortcut to Enlightenment
  86. Out of My Mind Please Leave Message
  87. A Male Stripper Could Never Be Gangsta
  88. Gratitude Is the Cure
  89. Suckas for Stepping Stones
  90. Pimp Hand Level One

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