Almost Vinyl

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Top songs

  1. The Customer Is Always Fuckin' Wrong
  2. Don't Put Your Dick In That
  3. It's Too Fucking Early For Christmas
  4. Phil Wildo's Door To Door Dildos
  5. That's A Fucking Ugly Baby
  6. Motherfucker I'm Broke
  7. The Dumbfuck From Bumblefuck Nowhere
  8. Callin' In Sick (Of Your Shit)
  9. Have You Tried Not Being A Prick?
  10. Waffle House Gunfight
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  1. Fuck This Day (We'll Try Again Tomorrow)
  2. Fuck Off That's Not My Job
  3. I'm Always Right On Fuckin' Time
  4. Jesus Is Never Coming Back Because You Won't Stop Touching Yourself
  5. I'm Back On My Bullshit
  6. The Customer Is Always F**kin' Wrong (obscure early 60s soul)
  7. Fuck You, Pay Me
  8. I'm Leaving It All To My Cat (Screw You All)
  9. Talkin' Shit To Ghosts
  10. My Commie Queen
  11. I Want to Shoopity Doop In Your Doopity Shoop
  12. How Fucked Would You Be If I Quit Right Now?
  13. What The Fuck Is That Noise From My Car?
  14. Bath Time With The Boys (Strictly To Save Money)
  15. Savory Dick
  16. I'm Gonna Beat Herbert Hoover's Ass
  17. I Sold My Soul For That Ass
  18. I Fought A Child (Live at Frontera, 1969)
  19. Harvey The Chronically Depressed Snowman
  20. A Nice Clean Song
  21. I Think My Cat Wants To Kill Me
  22. Too Ugly To Go Outside
  23. That's A F**king Ugly Baby (obscure 60s music)
  24. Spooky Pussy
  25. Baby Assassin
  26. The Bullshit They Told Me
  27. Your Pool Will Run Yellow Tonight
  28. It's A Beautiful Night To Piss Off The Porch
  29. I've Got Kids All Over The Country (I Must Be Movin' On)
  30. HR Lady, Violate Me
  31. Ride This Bullshit Out
  32. Workin' Through The Weekend (AW FUCK!)
  33. What's A Motherfucker Gotta Do To Make It In This World?
  34. Oh Fuck I Drank A Whole Gallon Of Milk
  35. Shut The Fuck Up When The Movie Is On
  36. Horse Girl (If She Wasn't Fucking Crazy)
  37. Christmas Pussy!
  38. Price Check On A Motherfucker
  39. Fees Fuckin' Fees
  40. Gonna Keep On Pullin' That Pork
  41. Everything Reminds Me Of Her
  42. I Can't Fucking Swim (I'm Gonna Die)
  43. I Don't Have To Go To Fucking Work (In My Dreams)
  44. Get The Hell Out Of Our House
  45. Get On Stage (Mommy Needs Cash)
  46. I'm Takin' Your Mom To Our Prom
  47. Vampire Señorita
  48. It's Not A Ghost (You're Just A Dumbass)
  49. Dollar Store Chocolates And Grocery Roses
  50. No Ain't A Four-Letter Word
  51. Eating My Feelings
  52. Mentally Checked Out Of This Conversation
  53. You Little Fuckin' Kiss-Ass
  54. I Can't Get It Up
  55. Learning How To Suck My Own Dick
  56. Every Day I Pray For The Bomb
  57. Fuck On The Beach
  58. What Would Hulk Hogan Do Right Now?
  59. It's Too F**king Early For Christmas (Obscure 60s Soul)
  60. Callin' In Sick (Of Your Sh*t)
  61. I Drew You A Picture Of My Dick
  62. Christmas Tits!
  63. Boxin' This Bullshit Up
  64. How Many Cats Is Too Many Cats?
  65. I'm Not Three Kids In A Trench Coat
  66. I Won't Let My Attention Span Stop Me From
  67. Showers Of Gold
  68. Completely Giving Up On My Dreams!
  69. Can I Touch Your Nub?
  70. Can I At Least Watch?
  71. One Of Us Is Your Dad
  72. Napa Valley Cougars
  73. His Donkey Dick
  74. I Only Saw This Play To Get Some Ass
  75. Just A Vest (No Shirt, No Pants, No Socks)
  76. I'm Only Going Out For Smokes (I'll Be Back I Promise)
  77. No Pussy For You This Christmas!
  78. Fighting A Naked Guy On The New York City Subway
  79. Explaining Why I Hate You Through Jazz
  80. The Race For Betty's Heart (Directly Into A Wall)
  81. I'm Gonna Eat The Easter Bunny
  82. Santa's Not Real (You Little Shit)
  83. How Bout You Get Off Of My Ass (I'll Get To It Later)
  84. Santa's Sweatshop
  85. Flamethrower Darlin
  86. Holiday Hours
  87. Doin' The Thing I Don't Really Want To Do
  88. War Never Changes
  89. You Split My Heart Like An Atom
  90. Everyone Hates My Guts

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