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  1. Part 4 Windy Muscles are there to itch on my folds
  2. Part 2 This is what happens when you don't win the Lottery
  3. You look on the ground and the puddle you once saw is now Amnesty international
  4. Part 5 Between my legs I found the remenants of an onamatopoeic blue whale
  5. Part 7 Hey there Roy what's in the fruit bowl today?
  6. Part 11 Harmonising whispers proves Btec teachers wrong
  7. Part 1 (Hitting a microphone and breathing oddly)
  8. Part 8 If you skip this song there is a chance that child will probably die of swine flu
  9. Chinese Whisper
  10. Part 6 My Dirty Little Book of Pallium Pectus Pectoris
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  1. (sneaking into a club) The general sexism of ITV's new show Take Me Out is a tad debatable. Although it seems to imply that only females can be selective and give the men the last call it is usually something that happens in modern society when the few thousand eggs made in a life time are considered more valuable than the billions of sperm developed by the pee pee of a half eaten Bull Dog
  2. Part 9 The Printer Broke
  3. Part 14 Foreplay incorrectly first segment
  4. Part 13 Having a buffet with no ketchup is considered blasphemy
  5. I picture myself with a guitar
  6. Part 10 The art of curing myopia
  7. Part 12 A Flicker of Puckering goes a long way
  8. The surprise was a Latin pork midge with leeks in the spring
  9. (Gradual growth of 3 ft 2 all the way up to 4 ft 11) Gardner's Multiple Intelligence Model States That Picasso had high spatial intelligence which is why he doesn't bump into walls
  10. (Interlude 1) Happy
  11. (birth) Empty supermarket volley ball with a blind rib cage
  12. (intro) eight modulations into the vine of a peacock
  13. Orson (an infatuation of an inflamed appendix will evenutally lead to your downfall when benevolently bursts in your face)
  14. (cot death) The dreams of an asparagus hearing the man talk on the radio and he sang the theme tune of sock 'em boppers
  15. Releasing a Shoe (a track reversed)
  16. (Bed wank) Serenade to a Tree Made of Paper
  17. (First Phone) As you take the first bite out of the jingle it will levitiate you further than any futile spell of wingardium leviosa. But be sure to know that when you try and enter this into the keyhole, it won't gobble. Gobbling is for Turkeys or some stupid ten ton obese lady with twenty rings on seven fingers and hair the size of bullfrog.
  18. (Interlude 2) What have envirofone ever done for me? And what on Earth is WONGA!!? Sounds like some kind of demented and wrongly misinterpretated oriental noodle shaped loosely like a penis.
  19. (first word/first step/first day at school) I see the juniper berries are establishing their own rotation stand now. So why would there be a cleaner on the other side of the tripartite review I ask you? Because no one is established enough not to take some form of sexual innuendo as an insult and thus long titles do generally piss people off. I mean for example: "Godspeed you Black Emperor" isn't necessarily the longest name in the world, but it does make some people assume that they come across as pretentious gits.
  20. Robo-san Introduces Himself
  21. Robo-san Gets Dumped
  22. Robo-san is Frigid
  23. (puberty begins) You shouldn't take peanuts straight from the bowl most of the time that glacier over there spat them
  24. Robo-san Takes His Top Off
  25. Part 5 Between My Legs I Found The Remnants Of An Onomatopoeic Blue Whale
  26. Robo-san Dries Up
  27. Serenade to a Tree Made of Paper
  28. Untitled Variation
  29. XIV (prototype 2)
  30. I picture myself with a guitar (cover)
  31. Surprises covered in cohesive leeks ployed off our lentils and partial sub standard genitals
  32. (first word/first step/first day at school) I see the juniper berries are establishing their own rotation stand now. So why would there be a cleaner on the other side of the tripartite review I ask you? Because no one is established enough not to take
  33. Robo-san Dries Off
  34. Concept Part 7 (bits and bobs and tits and knobs)
  35. (First Band) Did You Know If You Drag Your Plectrum Along an Overdrived but Cheap Guitar With an Equally Cheap Amp It Somewhat Sounds Like It Vomits
  36. (puberty begins) You shouldn't take peanuts straight from the bowl most of the time that glacier over there spat them
  37. Agnostic Asylum - Part 5 Between my legs I found the remenants of an onamatopoeic blue whale
  38. XIV Prototype
  39. (first word/first step/first day at school) I see the juniper berries are establishing their own rotation stand now. So why would there be a cleaner on the other side of the tripartite review I ask you? Because no one is established enough not to take some form of sexual innuendo as an insult and thus long titles do generally piss people off. I mean for example: "Godspeed you Black Emperor" isn't necessarily the longe
  40. (sneaking into a club) The general sexism of ITV's new show Take Me Out is a tad debatable. Although it seems to imply that only females can be selective and give the men the last call it is usually something that happens in modern society when the few th
  41. (First Band) Did you know if you drag your plectrum along an overdrived but cheap guitar with an equally cheap amp it somewhat sounds like it vomits
  42. (First Phone) As you take the first bite out of the jingle it will levitiate you further than any futile spell of wingardium leviosa. But be sure to know that when you try and enter this into the keyhole, it won't gobble. Gobbling is for Turkeys or some s
  43. (First Phone) As you take the first bite out of the jingle it will levitiate you further than any futile spell of wingardium leviosa. But be sure to know that when you try and enter this into the keyhole, it won't gobble. Gobbling is for Turkeys or some stupi
  44. Between my legs I found the remenants of an onamatopoeic blue whale

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